So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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