everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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