i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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