What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
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i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
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While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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