I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
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I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
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Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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