yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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