2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
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She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
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The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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