I love watching others lives come down to our level.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
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My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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