let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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