Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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