Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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