Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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