It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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