Duck Duck Cougar?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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