we're chasing vodka with high fives
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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