There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
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Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I came so hard my ears popped.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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