Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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