the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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