that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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