yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Randomize
