i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
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All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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