Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
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Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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