It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Vodka?
Forever.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Randomize
