Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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