I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
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I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I have tasted many bathrooms
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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