Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
she told me i tasted like america
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
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you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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