Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
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He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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