I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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