I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
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I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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