3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
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Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
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i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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