So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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