Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
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Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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