Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
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We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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