I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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