Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
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I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
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By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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