I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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