I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
This baby is an asshole
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
