If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
should my penis look like a turkey
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Randomize
