"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
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I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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