So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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