So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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