Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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