just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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