We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I cockslap morals
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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