Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Randomize
