When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
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