That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
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Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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