remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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