doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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