i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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