just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
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She puked her nose ring out of her face.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
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His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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