How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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