She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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