going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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