And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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